Showing posts with label Jenkem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jenkem. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Free Wheelin' & Deelin' and a Lil' Ramblin'

So the craiglist free adz R amazing these days. I've already picked up tonz of stuff that I didn't even know I needed till I picked it up: champagne buckets, torpedo sized incense, 10 free couches, and tons of wood and rocks. Sometimes you just gotta get things for on the cheap. Plus U get to meet some pretty awsome dudez and dudettes when you pick up the free stuff, because anyone who is willing to give you something for free is automatically an awesome hippy. But do you ever worry when you go to pick up your free stuff? What if U get there and they change their mind and ask you for some $money$ to take away their stuff? There's gotta be a way to protect ourselvez from Snakez on a Plane/in the gra$$.

So anyway, what do you think is more dangerous, a snake or a mongoose? If a snake and a mongoose where to sit down next to each other and play some online yahoo chess, who would win? Would they enact a time limit on their moves? Did you ever have a Mongosse bicycle growing up, or were you strictly into Huffy's? Do either brandz make grown up bikes? They make kiddie stuff out of grown-up brandz, so why not vice versa? Isn't that the best way to relive the glory days of peeing in a diaper and having people spoon feed you?






Did you think for a sec that that was a man and not a little child? Is that because I stretched the picture or just because you weren't looking carefully?










Friday, May 2, 2008

What is everyone in this picture thinking?


Winner will not be chosen until MONDAY!. To whom much time is given, much is expected.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Upping the Ante - Winner is: "NEVER GIVE UP!"

Now that this blog is in the public spotlight, the stakes have been raised. The heat is on. The gloves are coming off. Things are getting serious. The Rubicon has been crossed. Our authors are now stressing to meet deadlines. Tempers have been flaring all weekend (you can draw the simile yourself), and the jenkem is really starting to hit the fan. As a warmup, we thought we could give our fan(s) a taste of what is to come: mediocre caption contests, occaisional jokes about feces, and of course, Luigi's political stance. I don't have any jokes or political platform, but here is a caption contest: