"when santa has whiskey dick, who will come down the chimneys of all the children??," or "aw yeah baby, who wants to be santa's little helper?"

The best caption wins the title of this post. The worst caption wins a romantic night with Santa.

Update: It's a tie! This historic event will be celebrated by the co-winners co-headlining the post title in true Rocky and Bullwinkle form.

Early 90s Poll

Which video do you like more? Which reminds you of an episode of Fresh Prince?



or...



Pretty close race.

Phoenix Doherty's Saturday Anthem

He interpreted the words far too literally, much to everyone's shock and extreme disappointment: