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I guess this is what 10 years of throwing parties gets you...

For Your Lunch Break

The DBlog is forecasting a delightful evening, despite the rain, at Supreme Trading tonight. Rumor has it the Rapture will be making a surprise appearance. RSVP for reduced tickets: rsvp@dbteproductions.com

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For those interested in getting Lasik eye surgery, I recommend Dr. Lee Feldstein. I had my procedure done a couple weeks ago and everything went very smoothly. He is kind, professional, and Jewish.

And if that doesn't do it for you: JEWISH!!

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In observance of this year's most epic show (thus far), there will be no Lunch Break today. Please observe the flyer and eat in silence.

I will not even attempt to explain the magnitude of this party as it will only fall short of what it is. It should be apparent in the contents alone. If not, you simply do not deserve to eat your lunch today. Please dispose now and leave this blog immediately.

Finally, I welcome you to leave the most hurtful of comments about how I will not be attending this event because I am a worthless corporate tool. Anyone that can convince me to give up my priorities for a night will be greatly rewarded.

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Fuck McCain. Fuck Obama. Fuck Clinton.

(wait until you're done with your lunch to hit play)



Yo soy la pequena Hillary Clinton!!

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Breakdancing. It's been around for a while. You've probably all fallen in love with it at one point in your lives and then forgotten about it because you suck so much. But I highly recommend you watch the following, as I have personally witnessed some of this action in Osaka (Lt. Carl Loveboops can attest), and the shit is ice cream.



Planet BBoy, launching on March 21st, is directed by Sundance Grand Jury Prize winning filmmaker Benson Lee. Catch it at Landmark Sunshine, NYC.

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Like Bush, Arnold never gets old. Rewind to the early 90's...



The Jerky Boys

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Today is the day before Good Friday. And not only did God give his only begotten son, but he also created this dope ass sampler.



Akai MPC-5000.

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Who would have thought but Mix Master Mike?



Robert Johnson meets Dead Prez.

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Enjoy your lunch break.