war de la mustache

aright aright aright, so i thought it was only appropriate that i debut my appearance on this blog with a disaronno-related entry, but i got a little twisted tonight, stumbled upon something, and decided that... fuck disaronno, i like makers better anyways. and i like mustaches like i do my mommy!!!! so here we go. this is a survey (so vote), for THE ILLEST MUSTACHE EVER:
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Whisker Whispers

This is the definitive Top 5 Mustaches of The 20th Century List

5. Wade Boggs

4. Hulk Hogan

3. Keith Hernandez

(bonus movie: http://imkeithhernandez.com/)

2. Burt Reynolds

1. Tom Selleck

BONUS VIDEO: Magnum P.I. Theme

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