Suddener Death?

Still no clear winner in the latest poll, as things cool back down.

At least things are heating up in this video, a continuation of Exotic 80s Friday:

DiSaronno Poll: Favourite Summer Activity

Well, it was a nail biter this week. It looks like the Yellow Parrot King had to poll out all of his stops to ensure victory for his pastime of choice, but it worked. This week, my hearts do go out to those who voted for shuckin' oysters on the stoop. I too enjoy this activity very much, especially in the summer.

Well, the weather is getting warmer, the cities are beginning to wake up (only to be put to sleep again once people start a mass exodus to the luxurious Jersey shore). So before you head out there, make sure to pack your yellow parrots and tubes, because these two summer activities will be all the rage this year. I guarantee it.

Eurelectro Fridays

Hey you! Fukkk offf! Hailing from Germany, this guy packs a mean wallup into his beats. I hope he'll come over to the States to unleash his terrifying sounds upon us.

Overhead Outside Schiller's, Summer 2K7

"Hey man, you got a light?



So you wanna hear a crazy story? February 1999, I go down to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. That place is fucking dope. I get off the plane and head to my hotel and pick up some tree, you know, so I can smoke before I head over to my favorite blues bar. This Jamaican guy gives me a huge sack for about 40 bucks, I mean I'm talking about OUNCES! So I head to the bar, where I meet this smoking hot blonde, you know, and her father was this huge blues guy back in the day. Anyway, we're having a great time, getting to know each other. I'm sitting in the back balcony of the bar getting wrecked, you know, poppin' yellow parrots, smoking tubes. This girl asks if we can go back to my place, so we head over. She's rollin' up a BASEBALL bat of a spliff, and just then, [knock, knock, knock] the cops barge in! I toss my bag over the balcony, and it was almost empty anyway. The cop goes down to the lobby, finds the bag, and charges me with possession! So I get back to New York, I got this court hearing back in New Orleans, but I was going to get off, becuase you know why? My lawyer told me, they couldn't search my room! So I'm on the plane back to New Orleans a few months later, throwin' back vodka tonics, when the captain says the plane is having engine trouble and the flight is cancelled! I'm thinking, oh shit, I'm gonna miss my court date! So I get down to New Orleans the next day, and the judge hears me out. I got 10 days in jail to serve, but it was a delayed sentence or something. So yeah man, it was a great time. Hey, thanks for the light, enjoy your brunch!"

I'm Working on Something Big

Riding on the coattails of this summer's hottest film (because without question it will be The Dark Knight), Robby Downy the Junior has decided to make a quick buck by capitalizing on the comic-book-turned-silver-screen super hero trend. Honestly, I didn't think the two movies could compare, but throw in Terrence Howard and Jeff Bridges to the Iron Man camp, and we have ourselves a competition. Sure, Iron Man has a bunch of flashy flame throwers, and he can fly, but could he really combat the hilarious lunacy of The Joker? He doesn't look unhappy enough. I am sure that the Prince of Pranks could make Iron Man's stoic face crack into a smile (he has never had such luck with Batman). So which movie will be better? I have to go with Batman, unless Downey & Co's film uses Ghostface's debut album as their soundtrack.