Are you in need of a new pet? Do you like to visit websites that utilize IM, SMS, and Internet Chat shorthand abbreviations? If so, then check this out: RADICAL! Unfortunately, they only breed Silver Persian cats and Golden Retriever dogs right now, but due to the sheer popularity of the website, things will surely pick up quickly (read: I am sure they will eventually have a puppy for sale!).
The two can't miss features of the site are the Golden Retriever photo gallery and the theme music on the kitten page. Whatz new pussy cat! whoaaa whoaaa!
GTG, bye!
Showing posts with label Kodak moments. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kodak moments. Show all posts
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Monday, April 7, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Overhead Outside Schiller's, Summer 2K7
"Hey man, you got a light?
So you wanna hear a crazy story? February 1999, I go down to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. That place is fucking dope. I get off the plane and head to my hotel and pick up some tree, you know, so I can smoke before I head over to my favorite blues bar. This Jamaican guy gives me a huge sack for about 40 bucks, I mean I'm talking about OUNCES! So I head to the bar, where I meet this smoking hot blonde, you know, and her father was this huge blues guy back in the day. Anyway, we're having a great time, getting to know each other. I'm sitting in the back balcony of the bar getting wrecked, you know, poppin' yellow parrots, smoking tubes. This girl asks if we can go back to my place, so we head over. She's rollin' up a BASEBALL bat of a spliff, and just then, [knock, knock, knock] the cops barge in! I toss my bag over the balcony, and it was almost empty anyway. The cop goes down to the lobby, finds the bag, and charges me with possession! So I get back to New York, I got this court hearing back in New Orleans, but I was going to get off, becuase you know why? My lawyer told me, they couldn't search my room! So I'm on the plane back to New Orleans a few months later, throwin' back vodka tonics, when the captain says the plane is having engine trouble and the flight is cancelled! I'm thinking, oh shit, I'm gonna miss my court date! So I get down to New Orleans the next day, and the judge hears me out. I got 10 days in jail to serve, but it was a delayed sentence or something. So yeah man, it was a great time. Hey, thanks for the light, enjoy your brunch!"
So you wanna hear a crazy story? February 1999, I go down to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. That place is fucking dope. I get off the plane and head to my hotel and pick up some tree, you know, so I can smoke before I head over to my favorite blues bar. This Jamaican guy gives me a huge sack for about 40 bucks, I mean I'm talking about OUNCES! So I head to the bar, where I meet this smoking hot blonde, you know, and her father was this huge blues guy back in the day. Anyway, we're having a great time, getting to know each other. I'm sitting in the back balcony of the bar getting wrecked, you know, poppin' yellow parrots, smoking tubes. This girl asks if we can go back to my place, so we head over. She's rollin' up a BASEBALL bat of a spliff, and just then, [knock, knock, knock] the cops barge in! I toss my bag over the balcony, and it was almost empty anyway. The cop goes down to the lobby, finds the bag, and charges me with possession! So I get back to New York, I got this court hearing back in New Orleans, but I was going to get off, becuase you know why? My lawyer told me, they couldn't search my room! So I'm on the plane back to New Orleans a few months later, throwin' back vodka tonics, when the captain says the plane is having engine trouble and the flight is cancelled! I'm thinking, oh shit, I'm gonna miss my court date! So I get down to New Orleans the next day, and the judge hears me out. I got 10 days in jail to serve, but it was a delayed sentence or something. So yeah man, it was a great time. Hey, thanks for the light, enjoy your brunch!"
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Ice Cream Is Going to Save the Day Again!
I just want to dance with my shirt off. But since I'm at work, I need to once again torture the world with my nonsensical jibberish. Or at least post someone else's. This important notice is just in from my beloved roommate, ChaCha Gruffenstein.
GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING
DO NOT SWALLOW BUBBLE-GUM !!
DO NOT SWALLOW BUBBLE-GUM !!
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Impossible Is Nothing
Somehow, the impossible has happened. A DiSaronno Blog post has been picked up by another website, one completely independent of and unaffiliated with DiSaronno Blog (to the best of my knowledge). In the process, poor Robert Goulet's good name has been tarnished. He may be the first real casualty of DiSaronno Blog's recklessness.
http://www.meevee.com/channels/smartchannel.aspx?q=Robert+Loggia&id=14149&t=CAST (look under News & Gossip)
http://www.meevee.com/channels/smartchannel.aspx?q=Robert+Loggia&id=14149&t=CAST (look under News & Gossip)
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