Cinematic Masterpieces, Part 1

DiSaronno Concert Etiquette: Tips for the Summer

As concert season booms into full swing in the coming months, our writers here at the Dblog, would like to offer some sweet dance moves to consider while you totally rock your faces off this summer. Jean shorts are not optional!

Who Am I?

I was born on June 13, 1953.

I have seven siblings.

On October 2, 1978, I was arrested for possession of 1.4 pounds of cocaine. To reduce my sentence, I ratted out several other drug dealers.

I was arrested for drunk driving in 1997.

I like to grunt.

I am Tim Allen.

Geriatric Predator Alert

We all knew we could look up the Andre the Giant (R.I.P.) for his nearly unmatched drinking ability. There is one way that he was not a role model: elderly abuse. Abusing old sports commentators is a serious offense. It's a shame this otherwise admirable mountain of a man was caught on tape doing this dispicable deed.

Collection of Images from Page 9 of the www.google.com search "10"

The title says it all, people. 8 images. 9th page. 10 is the search. While I selected and placed them in no particular order, I should say that my favorite is all of them.

Semi-Public Announcement

Let all people be made aware that the DiSaronno Blog's administrators strictly prohibit the site's authors from simply re-posting old posts. In an effort to maintain the high level of journalism quality, all authors are required to use new and original ideas and themes with each optional post they create. Anything less would be uncivilized.

I was doing a little research on our favorite beverage and our favorite blog.  During my search to see where Disaronno Blog ranks among pages when one google.com searches for "Disaronno," I stumbled upon a side project of one Mr. AG Brey.

Now that we know where all of his energy and time are going, the speed bumps this blog has encountered make perfect sense.  Firebird, shape up or ship out you traitor!

For the record, Disaronno Blog has not cracked the top 800.  More to come on its ranking once I find it.