Upping the Ante - Winner is: "NEVER GIVE UP!"

Now that this blog is in the public spotlight, the stakes have been raised. The heat is on. The gloves are coming off. Things are getting serious. The Rubicon has been crossed. Our authors are now stressing to meet deadlines. Tempers have been flaring all weekend (you can draw the simile yourself), and the jenkem is really starting to hit the fan. As a warmup, we thought we could give our fan(s) a taste of what is to come: mediocre caption contests, occaisional jokes about feces, and of course, Luigi's political stance. I don't have any jokes or political platform, but here is a caption contest: