DiSaronno Paparazzo

Spotted: (former) CNN journalist Richard Quest sitting on a street couch Saturday night, the day after his rather embarrassing arrest in Central Park for some breed of public auto erotic asphyxia. According to our spy, Mr. Quest was on the couch outside a gay bar in the East Village, looking sober and somber, conversing with a homeless person sitting next to him.

It's Cougarific!!!

Let's put aside all the mediocre pop culture references and sub-par caption contests and think about those who really inspire us. Those who get us out of bed each morning, (literally). I'm talking about those we can learn so much from- mostly because they have graced God's earth many more years than we have. I'm not talking about that 18 year-old bimbette you're waiting for outside the Paramus High School study hall. I'm talking about the Woman with a real job and a real apartment and sometimes real children. Yes, ladies and gentleman, I am talking about the Cougar. The perfect Cougar is the unicorn every 20-something year old male is looking for to complete his life, to teach him the ways. That is all.


How to catch a Cougar