Thursday, February 7, 2008

It's Cougarific!!!

Let's put aside all the mediocre pop culture references and sub-par caption contests and think about those who really inspire us. Those who get us out of bed each morning, (literally). I'm talking about those we can learn so much from- mostly because they have graced God's earth many more years than we have. I'm not talking about that 18 year-old bimbette you're waiting for outside the Paramus High School study hall. I'm talking about the Woman with a real job and a real apartment and sometimes real children. Yes, ladies and gentleman, I am talking about the Cougar. The perfect Cougar is the unicorn every 20-something year old male is looking for to complete his life, to teach him the ways. That is all.


How to catch a Cougar

4 comments:

everyadolescentmale said...

finally, a post I can relate too! Thank you firebird, for making this blog relevant.

Red stater said...

where i'm from, we catch real cougars. and have sex with them and make them buy us things.

Anonymous said...

This is the best post in the world. I am now making Disaronno blog my official home page.

Aladdin said...

I like my women seasoned and au natural. Swing low sweet chariots, that's what I always say.