I'm a pisces but I'd rather be a killer whale

If you don't like this old school stone groove, then you are a orca dorka.

Don't Call it a Comeback

Because we were never really popular, nor were we really ever gone.

New Zealand Strikes Again

A Bit of the Old Saturday Morning Live Rock 'n Roll

These Chicagoites aren't really getting into it, but this band rocks.

Friday Video

Not European, not electro, not 80s. But the song is about a city in Europe, so it's OK.

90s Rock Friday - The Meat Puppets

"Backwater." Because some things will never change. Like the clientel at Doc Holidays.

Early 90s Rock Friday: Janes Addiction

"Been Caught Stealing." The cover for this single, and this video, still both rank as one of my favorites of all time.

90s Rock Friday: The Black Crows

"Remedy." A good jam that is underappreciated.

90s Rock: Ugly Kid Joe

"(I Hate) Everything About You."

90s Rock: Van Halen

"Right Now." The culminating song of the early 90s. The theme song of Crystal Pepsi.

90s Rock: James

"Laid." I never knew this guy was so nuts.

90s Rock: Faith No More

"A Small Victory." Because hey, no victory is that small. I'll take a small victory over a large loss.

90s Rock: Cracker

"Teen Angst." I don't know what the world may want but a good stiff drink it surely don't, so I think I'll go fix myself a tall one.

Early 90s Rock Friday: Big Audio Dynamite II

"Innocent Child." A great song, albeit a little depressing. Bummer that they don't have the pop outro on this video.

Early 90s Rock Friday: Soup Dragons

"Divine Thing"

A Look Back at the 90's: Evan Dando

Back in 94, Evan Dando was unable to sing at several concerts because of an overindulgence in crack (here's a great interview explaining in detail his problems). I wonder what this video is about then?




It's not European, and it's not electro, but what the fuck. The good ol' US of A makes some good songs too.

Eurelectro Friday - The Richard D. James Edition

Portishead's Third - Rise of the Machine [Gun]

Wait until the synthesizer in the last 45 seconds of the song, and you too will believe that you were sent from the year 2029 to save Sarah Conner from being assassinated by a machine.

New Edition - EureRETRO Friday

Sit back and enjoy this smooth groove. It's actually an american tune, but the commentary is in French, so it counts as European.



Not do they make your ears smile, these guys definitely have the midas touch when it comes to snazzy outfits. If you can find one, I recommend picking it up, that fad is heating up like a summer 2K8 reference. You heard it here first, on the DiSaronno Fashionista.

DiSaronno Fashionista: You might like the way you look, but I cannot guarantee it.

Eurelectro ThursdayNite/FridayMorn: Stereoheroes

Stereoheroes: ‘Washout’, ‘Boom Slang’ & ‘Fin Fang Foom’ at Missingtoof

Really, I cannot find anything wrong Stereoheroes. Dancey, ravey, electric, french... and on top of that, all of their songs are about comic book characters!

I highly recommend Fin Fang Foom:

and Moonknight:

Sorry I can't find lynx to the mp3s to share on the site, we're kind of behind in the technology, festering in our own crappy handling of this incestuous internest. It's like Vincent D'Onofrio in Men In Black: talent gone to waste on the same people who eat frittes instead of fries, wear oil instead of cook with it, and take drugs instead of sell them. Gomer Pyle, this is your rifle, this is your gun; take out these cockroaches and save the future of this earth from constant eons of mediocrity. Hypothetical: If one of the nine exhumed bodies died as a result of an assisted suicide, then yes, that's murder, and yes, I'd be duty-bound to prosecute.