tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21730662979355378972024-03-13T16:32:02.399-04:00 DiSaronno BlogLuigi DiSaronnohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00493081037452946911noreply@blogger.comBlogger615125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-10086684573379889162014-05-17T01:32:00.002-04:002014-05-17T01:32:19.134-04:00Le Pouteen: the Grown Gown, the Red Floor
I jumped
five \\ ten feet
and then saw the banana boat zip
away across that cerulean sea.
explosion
Helicopter
I met up with a woman named,
and she was Suddenly
there was a sound
from the Official Crucifix.
Everyone chattered about it,
each way and there, their faces
covered in pollen.
The nation was affixed with yellow,
we'd had our machetes in our cubby
holes ready for the first strike.
WHIR WHIR WHIR HIRHHIRHWIHWIHRIW
Choppers are above me
slit
Stanton Street "fisherman." He used to say, "When the tide
came in, and when the tide came out, we were washed upon."
Proclaimed: in the cave where the chopper landed.
Luigi DiSaronnohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00493081037452946911noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-40226242542277040612012-04-14T14:44:00.003-04:002012-04-14T14:48:25.544-04:00Le Pouteen: XX-3000, The Baby in The SackI had a bar-b-Q. My worst friend ate the last bit of foie. We had to jet off; to Montreal. I took my swingboat. You were there. I put the baby in the sack. And I fed it to make it fat. And dropped it casually into the currents; swiftly. We made our way across that border, as the baby in the sack sunk down!Eugene Dickhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03736380850709883302noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-70649224051289397052012-01-07T00:03:00.001-05:002012-01-07T00:14:32.647-05:00<div>And then I saw myself playing chicken with the creditors of fate.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3-MrS9zo5io/TdFPOImVlmI/AAAAAAAAAVU/NWgjXeZZiVI/s1600/MV5BMTc4ODIwMDM0OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTcwODU4NA%2540%2540._V1._SX640_SY432_.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 640px; height: 432px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3-MrS9zo5io/TdFPOImVlmI/AAAAAAAAAVU/NWgjXeZZiVI/s1600/MV5BMTc4ODIwMDM0OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTcwODU4NA%2540%2540._V1._SX640_SY432_.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><div>And I started to wonder if my blade was sharp enough.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Phoenix Dohertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10074987825910108730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-40302353338828859232011-12-18T03:49:00.002-05:002011-12-18T03:55:49.620-05:00POtEENNN FIVE SIX TOWARDS THE ENDI licked the end of the grenade before I let it loose on the boardwalk. I said to the maid before I left, "Thank you for all you've done. I appreciate the clean sheets." <br /><br />He jumped on the jet ski and made wakes as he peeled out into the sunset as the explosions heated his back.<br /><br />Scene in. Blood rains from the sky. Drums beat hard. The caller has nothing to say other than whatnot. Things have gotten there, if you know what I mean.Luigi DiSaronnohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00493081037452946911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-61493907646667970132011-12-14T20:55:00.001-05:002011-12-14T20:55:45.072-05:00Home Alone PSAhttp://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/12-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about-the-moviePhoenix Dohertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10074987825910108730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-10393477712308521492011-11-20T17:46:00.003-05:002011-11-20T17:48:04.515-05:00driving down Miami's Pacific Coast Highway with my top downI was so relaxed I forgot how to post on http:disronnoblog<br /><br /><iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DeqVebhKkjY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>Phoenix Dohertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10074987825910108730noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-90361914198180446542011-11-12T22:45:00.001-05:002011-11-12T22:47:56.433-05:00New distraggy postThé las face i sa on thé flight to miLuigi DiSaronnohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00493081037452946911noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-81531558934942111462011-10-07T12:13:00.001-04:002011-10-07T12:13:24.619-04:00my take on occupy wall streetme: http://www.google.com/finance?q=NYSE:S<br /> <br />look at this fucking insane bullshit<br /> <br />was up 10% now down 4%<br /> <br />i'm gonna occupy fucking wall st. over this<br /> <br />John: so the market is volatile? weird<br />12:09 PM <br />me: fucking capitalist pigs selling their shares of S<br /> <br />they should buy<br /> <br />fucking 1%Luigi DiSaronnohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00493081037452946911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-23622698199581718942011-10-06T13:43:00.003-04:002011-10-06T13:47:23.164-04:00Mid-Day Cheer-Up!<img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1235/1410398234_c341320704.jpg"><br /><br />How i spent my day thus far: Reading <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/06/business/steve-jobs-of-apple-dies-at-56.html">two</a> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/06/us/derrick-bell-pioneering-harvard-law-professor-dies-at-80.html">obituaries</a>. Taking <a href ="http://www.slaveryfootprint.org/">a quiz</a> that tells me how many human beings live in slavery to support my high-end, first-world lifestyle.Luigi DiSaronnohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00493081037452946911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-70643536236595085892011-09-22T16:03:00.002-04:002011-09-22T16:06:13.553-04:00After-the-fact Live Blogging the '2 Broke Girls' Premiere via Gchat Transcript<img src="http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/two-broke-girls-1-02-max-surprised-by-horse-in-the-house.jpg"><br /><br />me: so bored at work<br /> <br />that i'm streaming 2 broke girls ep. 1<br /> <br />Adam: hahaha<br /> <br />how is it?<br /> <br />me: just started<br />3:37 PM <br />there's some hipsters in it<br /> <br />they are wearing skiing hats or something<br /> <br />she just "burned"<br /> <br />one of em<br /> <br />and called the other hipster<br /> <br />Adam: niiiice<br /> <br />me: and made fun of him for liking coldplay<br /> <br />and she said vagina<br />3:38 PM <br />then it showed the othre waitress fucking someone<br /> <br />jesus can't believe this is on network tv<br /> <br />i would be pissed if i had kids and they saw this<br /> <br />Adam: lol<br /> <br />well<br /> <br />v chip baby<br />12 minutes<br />3:51 PM <br />me: ooh rape joke<br /> <br />jesus<br /> <br />Adam: uh oh<br />3:52 PM <br />hopefully no one from jezebel watched<br /> <br />me: "Next STop Greenpoint"<br /> <br />on the subway<br />3:56 PM <br />ooh white after labor day joke<br /> <br />not sure which is worse<br /> <br />Adam: did they laugh track play after "next stop greenpoint"?<br /> <br />me: probably<br /> <br />no wait no they didn't<br />3:57 PM <br />Adam: damn<br /> <br />me: oh shit the arcade fire concert<br /> <br />just let out across the street from the diner<br /> <br />!<br />3:58 PM <br />Adam: omg<br /> <br />the ole poutine rush<br />3:59 PM <br />me: dude can i save this gchat transcript to disaronnoblog<br /> <br />as "liveblogging 2 broke girls"?<br /> <br />i won't use your last name<br /> <br />Adam: lol<br /> <br />me: and i can redact the first<br /> <br />Adam: sure<br /> <br />me: sweet<br />4:00 PM <br />best liveblogging ever<br />4:01 PM <br />oh shit!<br /> <br />they're riding a horse!<br /> <br />they're gonna keep it in kat dennings' yard<br /> <br />Adam: that makes sense<br /> <br />as long as they feed it PBR<br />4:02 PM <br />me: they are drinking really big starbucks ice coffees<br /> <br />horses love those<br /> <br />Adam: yeah i saw that in a press photo<br /> <br />me: first episode of best show ever<br /> <br />officially over<br /> <br />Adam: least authentic wburg drink ever<br /> <br />me: they made $384 according to the running totalLuigi DiSaronnohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00493081037452946911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-49770057838550246952011-08-20T13:43:00.000-04:002011-08-20T13:44:00.159-04:00It's time for a fancy evening party<iframe width="420" height="345" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0UxPZJv8GYg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Phoenix Dohertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10074987825910108730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-25391705777769883672011-08-08T16:00:00.002-04:002011-08-08T16:04:02.893-04:00DiSaronno Piss List: NY Boiler Repair and Cooling Corp<a href="http://newyorkboilerrepair.com/">This place</a>: open (to waste your time) 24 hours a day! Imagine getting to waste an entire day of your life waiting for an air conditioner to be dropped off in the lobby of your building. All for the low price of $75! Don't wait to call; the only thing that will wait is YOU!Phoenix Dohertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10074987825910108730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-1236037048506841832011-08-04T12:46:00.002-04:002011-08-04T12:50:32.544-04:00Catching up with the cast of The Wonder YearsEver wonder what Kevin's best friend Paul Pfeiffer is up to these days? Contrary to popular belief, he has chosen an <a href="http://www.morrisoncohen.com/bios/saviano.htm">alternative career track</a> from the road most followed by child actors.<div><br /></div><div><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 609px;" src="http://i25.tinypic.com/m93prq.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></div>Phoenix Dohertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10074987825910108730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-77723284454077408862011-08-04T12:22:00.000-04:002011-08-04T12:23:06.529-04:00Hey! Remember the 90s?<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/r_Hip54xM1Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>Phoenix Dohertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10074987825910108730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-47513545216406769362011-08-04T11:35:00.002-04:002011-08-04T12:10:26.282-04:00Disaronno BlogFinder: News Channel Blog Editionhttp://newyorktwo.blogspot.com/<div><br /></div><div>New York Two has been giving amazing editorial about <a href="http://ny1sucksreallyreallysucks.com/">New York's favorite news station </a>since 2009. You're going to like the way it's written. I guarantee it.</div>Phoenix Dohertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10074987825910108730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-57404668082428404872011-08-04T10:18:00.002-04:002011-08-04T10:21:36.612-04:00UPDATE: Disaronno Gourmand Photo Upload<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Trebuchet, 'Trebuchet MS', Arial, sans-serif;">As promised, a picture of the sauteed chicken in a cumin-curry sauce, with a side of pickles.</span><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OqzfBkzoJ9U/TjqquhvsEbI/AAAAAAAAAJE/txGcVTekGuM/s200/0804111017.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5637005599916691890" />Phoenix Dohertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10074987825910108730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-91977830766037463092011-08-04T10:04:00.003-04:002011-08-04T10:14:33.722-04:00the Disaronno revival continuesThe Disaronno Blog Revival Project would not be complete without a post on the first day about a very important food group:<br /><br /><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/T1rZBxn3Zx8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe><div><br /></div><div>So here is a photo tribute to some of the many tasty types of tacos<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 594px; height: 396px;" src="http://www.kcet.org/events/assets_c/2011/06/TacoMusic-thumb-594xauto-14958.jpg" border="0" alt="" /><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 912px; height: 606px;" src="http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/bacon-taco-large.jpg" border="0" alt="" /><br /><div><br /><div><div><br /></div><div><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 322px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ULkcO4Z3muE/S-Gqv9kK9UI/AAAAAAAABS0/P6HgEQ96yyg/s400/taco.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></div></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 616px; height: 462px;" src="http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2007/05/18/hh_ShrimpTacoAvocadoSalsaVe_lg.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div></div></div>Phoenix Dohertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10074987825910108730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-71454237983928374842011-08-04T09:34:00.003-04:002011-08-04T09:43:17.719-04:00Disaronno Gourmand: Breakfast EditionThe menu: sauteed chicken in a cumin-curry sauce, with a side of pickles. Nothing says breakfast like sauteed chicken in a cumin-curry sauce, with a side of pickles. <div><br /></div><div>Pictures are forthcoming in a separate post to get us up to 100 this month.</div>Phoenix Dohertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10074987825910108730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-14378335901468367952011-08-04T09:27:00.000-04:002011-08-04T09:34:38.281-04:00It's shit!<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GgOU3ZDoWhA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>Phoenix Dohertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10074987825910108730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-62309542007956409862011-08-04T08:36:00.002-04:002011-08-04T08:48:56.899-04:00New Poll: Hot Topic of the Summer 2k11Seriously, what are your thoughts on condiments? In all seriousness, perhaps our new friend from the Gibson can write a guest-post. But seriously, what are your thoughts on condiments?<div><br /></div><div><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 402px;" src="http://www.gamexeon.com/forum/imagehosting/201105/238034dcd581beab58.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></div>Phoenix Dohertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10074987825910108730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-7555550430373159272011-08-04T08:04:00.000-04:002011-08-04T08:05:40.806-04:00The best way to celebrate the month of August...Have a parade<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><br /><br /><iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wUw-qRihn7k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe>Phoenix Dohertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10074987825910108730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-48216782954301768262011-08-03T19:33:00.000-04:002011-08-03T19:34:00.612-04:00100 Posts in the month of August... Or my name isn't Atticus Finch!<div><br /></div><div>*Possibly including this post</div>Phoenix Dohertyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10074987825910108730noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-23668124622939244252011-07-28T23:56:00.002-04:002011-07-29T00:00:00.312-04:00DiSaronno Backpack Review: Kelty Cycle Hiker<img src="http://www.kelty.com/images/Product/large/385_1_sand.jpg"><br /><br />Wow! This backpack is outstanding. I've been using a north face backpack for Litrally like eight years, and that was a great backpack. But this, what can I say about this backpack that Jesus didn't already say about God? It's got a ton of pockets, stores a lot but is compact, and it's real faschionable. Do yourself a fava' and buy one. Thx.Luigi DiSaronnohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00493081037452946911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-23459555810561447692011-07-11T14:00:00.001-04:002011-07-11T14:01:45.164-04:00The pouteen we wrote at the topless pool in las Vegas, Nevada<img src="http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/pool_parking.jpg"><br /><br />Find a boat to the borgata right away! I need that shit in my life?<br />Rough times I saw you in the casino your eyes met my eyes then I said<br />yes with my kalishnakov. A hard yes to say that was.<br /><br />But I am nothing. I'll stab you in the abdomen. Even though you're<br />bleeding let's take a heli to caracas! Let's go to the pool it's<br />pleasant. I just want to pull you in the pool.Luigi DiSaronnohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00493081037452946911noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173066297935537897.post-68256008357745502032011-06-30T10:41:00.000-04:002011-06-30T10:42:00.180-04:00the pouteen we just wrote but couldn't post b/c blogger wasn't workingTony: What is this life? Who knew I was a ho-mo? I didn't. But now I know.<br /><br />Brangelina: Can't believe you sent me that letter. i WILL reject. I'm in a supersonic plane. I'll land somewhere in the mid-Pacific.<br /><br />Ton-a-rone: All I can think about is the colon. So today I was walking around the lower east slice and I saw a map maker who sold me a thing or two. He actually felt pretty bad!<br /><br /><br />The helicopters were whirring.<br /><br /><br />WE've lost our center. The laterals, they've taken the yokes. I can't but cry at the whirry surface. EGADZDZXDXDDXXXD, Hello? How can I be a professional?<br /><br />I was a hired hand. In my resume I noted my ability to pleasure. Intimate<br />Intimate. I enjoy intimate pleasure. <br /><br />We've reached this point at sea-current. Corpuscular fucking breasts. Spin that globe!!!!!!<br /><br />The hairy proprietor of the smoke shop stoop me up. I thought I had a date at the sea The angry sea. He said to me, "Vrrooooooooooorrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." <br /><br />I give up. Next time I go to the dentist, I give up. He'll take my teeth. Fine.<br /><br /><br />Corcoran, they are my real estate broker?Luigi DiSaronnohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00493081037452946911noreply@blogger.com0