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NEWS THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE . . . FOREVER!!!

Amidst inconsequential headlines regarding presidential primaries, America's economic crisis, and Tom Brady's foot, monumental news has just surfaced that will captivate America's true intellectual elite. Yes that's right, I'm talking about the reunion of NKOTB!!!!!. Take a moment and let out your collective screams of ecstasy America. These grizzled bad boys from Boston must still have the right stuff!



Honestly, who would have doubted their return to fame? After all, they did coin the fourth greatest song for baby-making.