Tuesday, January 15, 2008

5 Greatest Songs for Baby-Making

DISCLAIMER: "Desert Rose" by Sting has been excluded from this list due to its timeless and universal appeal in all situations. Note that DiSaronno Blog supports having sex to this song, but it's just as good when you're cleaning out your gutters, combing your uncle's forearm hair, or eating a tangelo.


5. Michael Bolton - Can I Touch You . . . There?




4. NKOTB - Hangin' Tough





3. Don Johnson - Heartbeat





2. Patrick Swayze - She's Like the Wind





1. Sir William Smith - Wild Wild West (was there ever any doubt?)

1 comment:

Phoenix Doherty said...

This article could also just as easily be renamed "5 Greatest Songs to Commit Suicide To." The end result: these are the best songs to maintain the population, unless your lover is planning on killing them selves, then we may have somewhat of a population decrease.