Showing posts with label Crack. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crack. Show all posts

Friday, May 2, 2008

A Look Back at the 90's: Evan Dando

Back in 94, Evan Dando was unable to sing at several concerts because of an overindulgence in crack (here's a great interview explaining in detail his problems). I wonder what this video is about then?




It's not European, and it's not electro, but what the fuck. The good ol' US of A makes some good songs too.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Isn't Nature Amazing?



Can't decide if spiders are more or less scary after that video.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

For the Kids

If you're like me, you've probably considered smoking crack at some point in your life. All the cool kids are doing it, right? Wrong. Just ask one credible source: Pee Wee Herman. If you can't trust an honest, respectable Hollywood icon, then who can you trust?

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Newsflash: Fans Celebrating Super Bowl Victory?

No! In a shocking turn of events, the Men's Wearhouse has just slashed it's prices on hundreds of designer suits. Subsequently, fans of the popular clothing chain have started rioting in hopes of being guaranteed that they will like they way they look.


Thursday, January 17, 2008

Haven't You Ever Heard of the Healing Power of Laughter?

The top 5 depictions of the Joker, as determined by me:
5. Cesar Romano: A very soft version of the Joker, Romano portrayed him as a prankster. Was almost booted out of the top five for not shaving his mustache; his redeeming quality was the commitment he showed to his facial hair.



4. Fred Travalena: You may be asking yourself who this guy is. To be perfectly honest, I still am not sure. Regardless, his marriage of Joker and Ronald McDonald antics from the 1989 Macy's Parade was just castrated enough to come in at #4.



3. Alexis Taylor: While the Hot Chip lead singer may appear mild mannered, their new video proves that looks can be deceiving. Received bonus points for having fluorescent green glasses in the video.





2. Heath Ledger: Always kind of thought this guy was a sissy until I saw him with a grin on his face. I am also pretty impressed with his character preparation, which included locking himself in a hotel room for 30 days and writing the Joker's thoughts in a diary. Kudos to you, Heath.




1. Jack Nichaulson: You have to love an actor that gets pissed off over not being asked to play a role 20 year after he first played it. The ultimate balance of wit, criminality, and make-up, he is able to portray the villain in a dark/humerous twist.




I'm only laughing on the inside, my smile is just skin deep.
If you could see inside I'm crying, you might join me for a weep.
UPDATE (1/22/08): To honor and remember Heath Ledger and his innovative portrayal, we have moved him up to 1.5th Place.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Collection of Images from Page 9 of the www.google.com search "10"

The title says it all, people. 8 images. 9th page. 10 is the search. While I selected and placed them in no particular order, I should say that my favorite is all of them.






























Monday, January 7, 2008

Charlys

(shakethatbear)

In addition to having great background music, Charlys restaurant also has scrumptious burgers, cheesesteaks, and crispy tacos.

You're going to like the way it tastes. Mark Gastineau guarantees it.

Monday, November 5, 2007