Tomorrow: ICE! COLD! BEER!

No commercial has made so many people want to make love to a beer.

Today's News in Cougarville

I was unaware that men who date cougars were called cubs. I find that slightly emasculating, so I am just going to refer to guys with like-minded interests as Bears. I had the chance today to peruse a couple of websites dedicated to finding cougars. They both seem a bit creepy but, you know, I'm so desensitized these days it's gotta be completely bananas to get me there.

Sketchy speed dating (a good deal nevertheless)

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