Thursday, March 6, 2008

"when santa has whiskey dick, who will come down the chimneys of all the children??," or "aw yeah baby, who wants to be santa's little helper?"



The best caption wins the title of this post. The worst caption wins a romantic night with Santa.

Update: It's a tie! This historic event will be celebrated by the co-winners co-headlining the post title in true Rocky and Bullwinkle form.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too many (bourban and) milks and cookies.

Mark Gastineau said...

hows about you deck my ballz

Phoenix Doherty said...

Guess what? There's some misseltoe under my santa hat!

Anonymous said...

Dan Akroyd from Trading Places

Anonymous said...

Most unseasonal caption contest ever.

stop being so emo said...

Hey kids! After Christmas, Santa likes to take a nice long nap. Yes, he works so hard that he can even fall asleep in an alley without his clothes. on.

Lankowski said...

Ho fuckin' ho.

MJ said...

why is dad dressed like santa?

Phoenix Doherty said...

I'm too fat to be a hipster, I'm too drunk to be a santa.

Mark Gastineau said...

I really could have used a kid to cover up this mess instead of my hat. Really could have used a kid . . .

Mark Gastineau said...

Goddamnit Rudolph! Get back here with my pants!!

Mark Gastineau said...

Hey elves, how about you build me some self-respect

Mark Gastineau said...

So that's what happened to Joe Dwyer

MJ said...

when santa has whiskey dick, who will come down the chimneys of all the children??

Firebird said...

Johnathan

Phoenix Doherty said...

I don't give a fuck about my costume, character, self-respect, or personal hygiene, but got damn it, touch my beard and I will murdalize you!

Mark Gastineau said...

I love old family pictures

Travis said...

aw yeah baby, who wants to be santa's little helper?

MJ said...

damnit, travis, get back in your shed!

Tyko McGee said...

I always wanted a dirty santa suit, and that's exactly what I got when this guy fell asleep!

Spirit the Fox said...

Sorry kids, Santa was just a little frustrated after that titty dancer told me I couldn't touch her. You can come back and sit on my lap, I promise!

MJ said...

this is what the liberals want to do to christmas