Thursday, January 31, 2008

"Yes, I test playground equipment stability. What the hell did you think I was doing here? Playing? I haven't played since I was in the second grade."



Well, our first ever caption contest was such a success this morning that it's only right we have another. This picture courtesy of today's New York Times article on staying fit and active in one's twilight years.

C'mon, fuckers. This illustration is priceless. Let's see what you've got.

EDIT: A leading caption has been selected but the competition remains open. See if you can do better.

24 comments:

Tyko McGee said...

I may have broken my hip to test my First Alert system, but by god I can still to pull ups!

sprinklesthelion said...

wow, I really wish there were some kids here for me to molest

Miss Muffin said...

I'm professor X, and I can get out of my wheelchair. Professor X: more than just psychic powers.

Anonymous said...

"That's right, little boy, you see how taut that hamstring is, that unique strength that comes only with years of wisdom and training? Now you see what a beautiful, supple thing a mature man's body can be, and I know you like it. Come over here and I'll teach you some great exercises for your delts on the monkey bars."

Anonymous said...

Beam me up, Scotty.

Anonymous said...

I still got it... I stieeelllll got it... mmmm hmmmm...... mownkay baahhhs... mmmm hmmmm .... I stieeeell gotsst it.... awhhh that feeels so noss on my try cehphts.... mmm mmm mmmmm....

Burt "The Hair Bear" Reynolds said...

Gary was very pleased with himself as he demonstrated the fact that he is larger than a small child. “Ha,” he thought. “I’m larger than a small child.”

Anonymous said...

What's black and blue and doesn't like to have sex? ...

The kid in my trunk

Firebird said...

I love cougars!

Anonymous said...

"This is good. This is very good. Turquoise and magenta are my best colors."

firebird's comment sucks said...

Yes, I test playground equipment stability. What the hell did you think I was doing here? Playing? I haven't played since I was in the second grade. You know what I played with? A piece of chalk. I really wasn't very fun growing up.

Anonymous said...

Cool winter workout looks from Pedophile Monthly

Anonymous said...

And who said that old people can't be hip? Why, we septagenarians can be just as hip as you young people. Why, look at me on these monkey bars. Why, check out my agility. If that ain't hip, well, I don't want to live in that country.

garrett said...

Panel 1: "mmm... Look at the chesticles on that tasty piece of pre-pubescent tail"
Panel 2: "maybe if I do a pull up I will be able to see down her shirt"
Panel 3: "Damn, not high enough... Maybe I can get into that building and look down through that window"

Anonymous said...

$1000 for a gym membership? They wanted me to pay $1000 for a crummy gym membership?? When I was a kid, you paid a nickel to use the gymnsium for a week, and as a bargain, you didn't even have to deal with the Negroes!!! THIS IS USURY!!!!! I'll show 'em, I'll show 'em right here that a man can get a workout with just a simple set of monkey bars. Look who has the last laugh now, ya fuckin' Jews! HA!

Anonymous said...

Ryan masturbated to these photos.

My Name is Austin said...

and I have small hands

The Phantom Cougar Sleekness said...

Someone is jacking it at work with their small hands. I'll let you two sissies to the math to figure it out.

Judging by your horrible grammar said...

I'm pretty sure this is Benny

Tyko McGee said...

It's my long lost companion, Doheny Jones!

Phoenix Doherty said...

This grizzled old chap has perfected the Phoenix Doherty work out. Now he can enjoy perfectly chisseled abdominal muscles just like me.

Gastineau Licks Patrick Swaze's Feces After He Eats a Stick of Licorice said...

"Where Have All the Schoolboys Gone?" The new hit single from Paula Cole.

Spirit the Fox said...

I think we're forgetting about the contest. Come one guys! Focus on the task at hand!

Anonymous said...

The task at hand being your penis while you look at little boys.