Thursday, January 31, 2008

In Honor of Burt Reynolds

Plastic surgery is becoming a far more prevalent trend in our modern culture. Fake boobies, trimmer waistlines, and jacked up calves are now all the rage. I know I for one have always dreamed of getting my own body upgraded a tad bit. I'd really like a wider palm, larger knee-caps, or a skinnier tongue . After all, a man can dream, right? Nevertheless, working as a lowly Xerox Monkey doesn't afford me the privilege of excess currency these days. Luckily, the Internets is opening new doors for the financially challenged like myself. Enjoy this riveting expose about a company called The most miraculous part of the video could be the production company responsible for this local news broadcast. Apparently they used to film Godzilla movies as well.

1 comment:

Firebird said...

This is what America is all about.