Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Defunct Forms of Humor - Dog wash and skullfuck, just 25 cents! Come get your dog wash and skullfuck! Just one quarter (use the coin slot in the middl

Update: The first post wins! Congratulations Anonymous, you have one a raffle ticket. However, since the winner was selected after the raffle drawing, you are automatically ineligable to win any prize.

Each year, DiSaronno Blog opens up its bandwidth to its beloved reader(s). This afternoon we are having a cartoon caption contest for the following picture:





A brief history of this picture: Nancy was a popular comic series from sometime in the 20th century. It is known for its strangely drawn characters, all of which having noses that do not come close to resembling anything human.

The winner (probably the only person that will reply) of this contest will be entered into a raffle to receive a free shot of gin tonight, courtesy of the Men's Steakhouse.*











The Men's Steakhouse: You're going to like the way it tastes. I guarantee it.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dog wash and skullfuck, just 25 cents! Come get your dog wash and skullfuck! Just one quarter (use the coin slot in the middle of my face) and put that big meatstick in either of my gaping eyeholes! Take your pick!

stargazer said...

"Silly Nancy. No matter how much you scrub, you will still be two dirty bitches, teehee".

petassassin said...

"Oh boy--I can't wait to see the look on Nancy's face when she realizes that soap is half sulfuric acid!"

Anonymous said...

Nancy looks Canadian. That dog is going to be roasted on a dinner table in about 45 minutes.

Spirit the Fox said...

Sluggo is checking out someone's fine behind... I'll leave it to you to figure out who's behind.