and
Deliciouser than Gooey Blender Drinx.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
When Baldacci is on fire, nobody can touch him!
Alot of ppl out there don't realize how tru this is.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Sunday, January 24, 2010
la poutine 2010
Our alarm heightened with the storm. You: fearing for your life; me: taking it in stride. Through the wind you charted a different course in the sand. The hotel fell back and crushed your car.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
So this thing is still running?
Damn, I thought I quit this thing like my steroid habit. Oh well, in honor of this shitting phoenix rising back to life, here's the greatest man I ever knew . . . besides myself:
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
le Pouteeen xxxxxxxxxxxjet series
In a while I haven't seen you.
Yes. I know. You've been in Bangalore making tiny computer chips.
Enough small talk. How about I introduce you to my legal counsel.
Hello. I'm Janice's legal counsel. Do you have strife with the amendments she's proposed to the legal bill?
(There occurs an explosion outside the tiny cafe they were slowly enjoying their seltzer water at)
Forget legal. I love you Henry.
(Janice flings herself into Henry's arms. He carries her to the F-16 waiting outside VROOMING its engines).
That was Saturday. Only one of them survived the week.
Yes. I know. You've been in Bangalore making tiny computer chips.
Enough small talk. How about I introduce you to my legal counsel.
Hello. I'm Janice's legal counsel. Do you have strife with the amendments she's proposed to the legal bill?
(There occurs an explosion outside the tiny cafe they were slowly enjoying their seltzer water at)
Forget legal. I love you Henry.
(Janice flings herself into Henry's arms. He carries her to the F-16 waiting outside VROOMING its engines).
That was Saturday. Only one of them survived the week.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Sunday, January 17, 2010
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