Friday, August 29, 2008
Friday, August 15, 2008
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Le Pouteen the Greater: The Batchelor Party for Jay IIIIVIAAPPIAN Way
C 4 exploded all over the sidewalk and windows crashed onto the sidewalk. Who knew. bateman has secrets, unpeel him and fry like a platano in the sweaty caribbean night.
6. Went to montreal and our stomach exploded all over the steering wheel.
But Caracas called. The language was strong and we felt it. While ordering burgers on the corner shop I asked for cheese but the guy refused us and I just decided to ask for a nice glass of smooth cold water.
Caracas it was. We landed with a smooth descent and decided to go straight to our hotels. Room service was impeccable and the decapitation of the maid was clean and almost perfect.
After the hotel collapsed and the car was left for ruins, we jetted off to Cairo. There we realized how efficient the C4 was in Egypt. Sometimes you learn things.
6. Went to montreal and our stomach exploded all over the steering wheel.
But Caracas called. The language was strong and we felt it. While ordering burgers on the corner shop I asked for cheese but the guy refused us and I just decided to ask for a nice glass of smooth cold water.
Caracas it was. We landed with a smooth descent and decided to go straight to our hotels. Room service was impeccable and the decapitation of the maid was clean and almost perfect.
After the hotel collapsed and the car was left for ruins, we jetted off to Cairo. There we realized how efficient the C4 was in Egypt. Sometimes you learn things.
Le Pouteen the Greater: The Batchelor Party for Jay
We just careened down Bond Street and crashed our car into the new designer condo.
People yelled out of there windows vomiting over the windshields down below.
We looked up. Meaning "we" we meaning everyone else. Looking up at us as we lighted some C4 and exploded the whole building. All in jest.
We escaped to LGA. And went to Paris. No I mean Geneva. SWTZ
What happened in Geneva? I ran around the lake until the gears jammed. i pulled at the switch but it slipped like a frog underfoot. the settled in. it got cold, and wet.
jesus came screaming from a ford motorcross, mary squeezed bloody babies. i opened my eyes and drank the cold lake.
I'm pretty sure nobody has any idea what Jesus has for a face. Dry hump world domination blonde something. Juliette Lewis ate out a preggo. It was something to do with a space, an art space that nobody likes. I shot a camaro with a shitty eight track.
People yelled out of there windows vomiting over the windshields down below.
We looked up. Meaning "we" we meaning everyone else. Looking up at us as we lighted some C4 and exploded the whole building. All in jest.
We escaped to LGA. And went to Paris. No I mean Geneva. SWTZ
What happened in Geneva? I ran around the lake until the gears jammed. i pulled at the switch but it slipped like a frog underfoot. the settled in. it got cold, and wet.
jesus came screaming from a ford motorcross, mary squeezed bloody babies. i opened my eyes and drank the cold lake.
I'm pretty sure nobody has any idea what Jesus has for a face. Dry hump world domination blonde something. Juliette Lewis ate out a preggo. It was something to do with a space, an art space that nobody likes. I shot a camaro with a shitty eight track.
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
The Dinner of Champions
1/2 order of pad thai
1 tsp pesto sauce
2 slices of habanero cheddar cheese
2 pinches of Parmesan cheese
1 slice of ham
1/2 cup blueberry yogurt smoothie
1/2 cup orange juice
Mix well and serve.
Take it to the limit one more time!
1 tsp pesto sauce
2 slices of habanero cheddar cheese
2 pinches of Parmesan cheese
1 slice of ham
1/2 cup blueberry yogurt smoothie
1/2 cup orange juice
Mix well and serve.
Take it to the limit one more time!
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
Saturday, July 26, 2008
A Bit of the Old Saturday Morning Live Rock 'n Roll
These Chicagoites aren't really getting into it, but this band rocks.
Friday, July 25, 2008
This just in
The museum song from Ferris Bueller's Day Off has lyrics!
DiSaronno Blog: still finding useless crap after all these months.
DiSaronno Blog: still finding useless crap after all these months.
Friday Video
Not European, not electro, not 80s. But the song is about a city in Europe, so it's OK.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
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