Tuesday, April 1, 2008

"Mommy WOW! I've got big tits now."



Winner will not be chosen until tomorrow. Enter today, brainstorm all night, check back in the morning to see if you win!

EDIT:

Runner up entry:

"What's your hottest sex fantasy?""Depends.""On what?""Preferably on an obese, bespectacled sack of shit like this guy.""Oh I get it. Yeah that's pretty hot."

11 comments:

Mark Gastineau said...

Hey! You're not my friend!

Anonymous said...

This is the younger, chubbier brother of Bill Gates. Yah, Bill likes to baby his siblings.

Kerri Struggle said...

Mommy WOW! I've got big tits now.

Kerri Struggle said...

"Hey Lois, remember the time when I was 6 years old."

Complex Goose said...

each and every sumo wrestler will try to deny this moment

Luigi DiSaronno said...

Karl Rove enjoys his newfound free time.

MJ said...

I only wear the diaper because YOU built a miniature bathroom with a tiny floating door.

gchat said...

I mean it makes sense to have the door-knob that low on it in order to open it from this side.
But what's going on on the other side??

Tony Ratslayer said...

"What's your hottest sex fantasy?"
"Depends."
"On what?"
"Preferably on an obese, bespectacled sack of shit like this guy."
"Oh I get it. Yeah that's pretty hot."

Firebird said...

When the Pedophile Becomes the Pedophilee...

Eratic Prarie Dog said...

NASA is Hiring???
Job Qualifications:
Must drink enough to shit yourself while wearing diapers.
Must be willing to travel long distances.