Wednesday, February 13, 2008

New Product for the Kids

As a way to ease children into a magical adulthood riddled with substance abuse, ILoveBlow is attempting to corner the market with a revolutionary energy drink. What other product can take you through the motions of doing drugs without the hastle of heart palpitations, intense sweating, and jaw grinding? None!! If offering valuable years of practice weren't enough, the makers of ILoveBlow still find the time to offer service with a smile. Don't believe me, then just check out their automated voice message:

"If you're calling to complain about how blatantly and socially irresponsible we are, hang up, get off your knees, and pray for our souls."

Wow, practical and courteous! That's what I call a business.

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