Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Coneyislandist: The Lost Treasure

Legend has it that the greatest blog of all time was called Coneyislandist. Traces of this Atlantis of cyberspace have been rumored to exist in bits and pieces across the Internets, but the remains are fragmentary at best and leave a great deal to the imagination in trying to recreate the magnificence of this mythical blog, the splendor of whose riches is said to have overwhelmed its visitors.

That's why I'm thrilled to announce that Luigi and I have stumbled upon a treasure trove of Coneyislandist material thought to be lost forever to the world. (Pictured above is just one example, a representative sample of Coneyislandist's beautiful, trailblazing design.) While we initially considered cashing out and selling our find to private collectors for sums as high as $10,900,000,000,052.74, we thought we owed it to DiSaronno Blog to share this cultural landmark with you. So we'll be posting excerpts as we see fit over the next few weeks. We know you all share our great excitement at this incredible boon for mankind.

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