Monday, February 11, 2008

Winner: While You Were Sleeping

Describe your sex life with a movie title. Winner gets a box of saltines and a pack of lamb-skin condoms.

57 comments:

Mark Gastineau said...

While You Were Sleeping

Anonymous said...

There Will Be Blood

Anonymous said...

Makin' Coney Island whitefish in Brighton Beach.

Phoenix Doherty said...

Interview with the Vampire

Anonymous said...

Sleepless in Seattle

Anonymous said...

True Romance

Anonymous said...

Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead

Phoenix Doherty said...

Predator

Anonymous said...

Kids

Anonymous said...

Jawbreaker

Firebird said...

Speed

Mark Gastineau said...

Fist of Fury

Anonymous said...

Water Horse: Legend of the Deep

Anonymous said...

Problem Child

Anonymous said...

Herbie: Fully Loaded

Anonymous said...

Old Yeller

Anonymous said...

Big Top Pee-Wee

Mark Gastineau said...

Shaft in Africa

MJ said...
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Anonymous said...

Freddy Got Fingered

MJ said...

Enter the Dragon

Anonymous said...

Slow Burn

Anonymous said...

Whale Rider

Anonymous said...

Breaking and Entering

Anonymous said...

Aussie Park Boyz

Anonymous said...

Black Snake Moan

Anonymous said...

Men At Work

Anonymous said...

Easy Rider

Anonymous said...

a tale of two sisters

Anonymous said...

Teeth

Anonymous said...

Strangers with Candy

Anonymous said...

The Color Purple

Anonymous said...

Toy Story

Lt. Carl Loveboops said...

Operation: Dumbo Drop

COURTBEAN said...

Saved by the Bell: Jessie Spano is Now a Fat Whore

Anonymous said...

but when it came down to it, you'd hit it. she knows this, you can see it in her smile.

Anonymous said...

Come on folks, the contest is for actual MOVIE TITLES. all entries that are not actual movie titles will not only be deleted, but they will also be deleted.

S.F. Claycombe said...

10 Things I hate About You

Anonymous said...

Actual Movie Titles

Anonymous said...

Come on, seriously guys. That's really not funny and we're trying to have a legitimate contest here. How come every time I put myself out there and make a real effort in life people just mock me? It's been happening all my life.

Anonymous said...

i have herpes

Anonymous said...

this post is shitty anyway, everybody STOP commenting on this post.

Anonymous said...

Musings on Sex Lives:

a short bio...
Past: A Star is Born
Present: I wish I could say Traffic instead of Gone with the Wind
Hopes for the Future: Out of Africa

With some best buds' SEX LIVES in mind....

If I Were a Gay Man or Joe W:
One Hundred Men and a Girl
I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang
There Will Be Blood
Master and Commander
Of Mice and Men

College or DTDs at Duke:
As Good as It Gets
Great Expectations
Failure to Launch

Girls After College (or freshman year)
The Nun's Story
Dead End
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Fool's Gold

To make you laugh cuase no one is using real movie titles....

Abby-The Emigrants
Ryan-Grand Illusions
B.Hughes-Cries and Whispers
P.Mcguinness-Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Joe-See above
Peter F-Lawrence of Arabia
and so on...
Miche-

Anonymous said...

Daniel Lee-Identity Theft, for impersonating "b squared"

Anonymous said...

the bold and the beautiful

Anonymous said...

(Ass) Traffic

Anonymous said...

Guys, I'm seriously kind of pissed about this...I mean I know you guys are just having fun and whatnot but I really thought this contest could go somewhere and just be something fun where people actually followed the rules and took it seriously instead of just posting all kinds of other junk and not really respecting the competition like I hoped they would.

Anonymous said...

OVER THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

DOESN'T ANYONE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES ANY MORE?

Anonymous said...

No Child Left Behind

Carlin said...

Weekend at Bernie's II

Anonymous said...

It takes a village

Anonymous said...

DiSaronno is Facist!

Tony Ratslayer said...

The Harder They Come

Tony Ratslayer said...

About a Boy

Tony Ratslayer said...

Little Children

Tony Ratslayer said...

Of Mice and Men

Anonymous said...

you never gave me a title you bastards.