Friday, January 25, 2008

From the Atomic Wings menu:

Buffalo Chicken Wings
For the Sane: Mild, Medium, or Hot. For the Insane: Abusive, Nuclear, or Suicidal. Honey Mustard, or Barbeque.


Other menus list a similar breakdown of grades of spicyness:

Mild, Medium, or Hot. Honey Mustard, or Barbeque.

Mild, Tingly, or FLAMING.
Honey Mustard, or Barbeque.

Not Guilty, Misdemeanor, or Felony.
Honey Mustard, or Barbeque.

5-10, Life Sentence, or Death Penalty.
Honey Mustard, or Barbeque.

Kelsey Grammer, Mr. T, or Charles Manson. Honey Mustard, or Barbeque.

Ho, Thug, or Playa 4 Life.
Honey Mustard, or Barbeque.

2 Girls 1 Cup, 2 Girls 1 Finger, or 4 Girls Finger Paint.
Honey Mustard, or Barbeque.

Homicide, Columbine, or the Holocaust. Honey Mustard, or Barbeque.

Sex with a hot girl, Sex with a barbed wire fence, or Sex with Mark Gastineau. Honey Mustard, or Barbeque.

Slight Pain, Serious Injury, or Heath Ledger.
Honey Mustard, or Barbeque.


Bleu cheese and celery included. Wipes available upon request.


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