my take on occupy wall street

me: http://www.google.com/finance?q=NYSE:S

look at this fucking insane bullshit

was up 10% now down 4%

i'm gonna occupy fucking wall st. over this

John: so the market is volatile? weird
12:09 PM
me: fucking capitalist pigs selling their shares of S

they should buy

fucking 1%

Mid-Day Cheer-Up!

How i spent my day thus far: Reading two obituaries. Taking a quiz that tells me how many human beings live in slavery to support my high-end, first-world lifestyle.

After-the-fact Live Blogging the '2 Broke Girls' Premiere via Gchat Transcript

me: so bored at work

that i'm streaming 2 broke girls ep. 1

Adam: hahaha

how is it?

me: just started
3:37 PM
there's some hipsters in it

they are wearing skiing hats or something

she just "burned"

one of em

and called the other hipster

Adam: niiiice

me: and made fun of him for liking coldplay

and she said vagina
3:38 PM
then it showed the othre waitress fucking someone

jesus can't believe this is on network tv

i would be pissed if i had kids and they saw this

Adam: lol

well

v chip baby
12 minutes
3:51 PM
me: ooh rape joke

jesus

Adam: uh oh
3:52 PM
hopefully no one from jezebel watched

me: "Next STop Greenpoint"

on the subway
3:56 PM
ooh white after labor day joke

not sure which is worse

Adam: did they laugh track play after "next stop greenpoint"?

me: probably

no wait no they didn't
3:57 PM
Adam: damn

me: oh shit the arcade fire concert

just let out across the street from the diner

!
3:58 PM
Adam: omg

the ole poutine rush
3:59 PM
me: dude can i save this gchat transcript to disaronnoblog

as "liveblogging 2 broke girls"?

i won't use your last name

Adam: lol

me: and i can redact the first

Adam: sure

me: sweet
4:00 PM
best liveblogging ever
4:01 PM
oh shit!

they're riding a horse!

they're gonna keep it in kat dennings' yard

Adam: that makes sense

as long as they feed it PBR
4:02 PM
me: they are drinking really big starbucks ice coffees

horses love those

Adam: yeah i saw that in a press photo

me: first episode of best show ever

officially over

Adam: least authentic wburg drink ever

me: they made $384 according to the running total

It's time for a fancy evening party

DiSaronno Piss List: NY Boiler Repair and Cooling Corp

This place: open (to waste your time) 24 hours a day! Imagine getting to waste an entire day of your life waiting for an air conditioner to be dropped off in the lobby of your building. All for the low price of $75! Don't wait to call; the only thing that will wait is YOU!

Catching up with the cast of The Wonder Years

Ever wonder what Kevin's best friend Paul Pfeiffer is up to these days? Contrary to popular belief, he has chosen an alternative career track from the road most followed by child actors.

Hey! Remember the 90s?

Disaronno BlogFinder: News Channel Blog Edition

http://newyorktwo.blogspot.com/

New York Two has been giving amazing editorial about New York's favorite news station since 2009. You're going to like the way it's written. I guarantee it.

UPDATE: Disaronno Gourmand Photo Upload

As promised, a picture of the sauteed chicken in a cumin-curry sauce, with a side of pickles.

the Disaronno revival continues

The Disaronno Blog Revival Project would not be complete without a post on the first day about a very important food group:

So here is a photo tribute to some of the many tasty types of tacos

Disaronno Gourmand: Breakfast Edition

The menu: sauteed chicken in a cumin-curry sauce, with a side of pickles. Nothing says breakfast like sauteed chicken in a cumin-curry sauce, with a side of pickles.

Pictures are forthcoming in a separate post to get us up to 100 this month.

It's shit!