Secretary: "What do you think of this shirt? I think it's a little too shear."
Co-worker: "Yeah, I can see your bra. I have a medium-toned one on today."
S: "Oh yeah? Do you mind changing with me?"
C: "Absolutely not. What size are you?"
S: Incoherent mumbling because she realized I started paying attention
C: "Cool, let's go switch."
Me: I wonder if my boss wants to switch boxer-briefs with me? Mine are a little moist at the moment and my undercarriage is a bit raw after those wings last night. I better not ask . . .
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