Thursday, November 8, 2007

Who Needs Dr. Ruth?

NOTE: a very special thanks to our friend B Squared for finding this William-Shattner-ish material...


Ladies and Gentlemen,



For any couples (or individuals) who are having "intimacy problems," a former colleague of mine has stumbled upon a new wonderdrug that is sure to work for both men and women (the best part is that it is not a drug at all). The newest digital dietary supplement was actually introduced back in 1982, but it's potency was not discovered until recently!












While the game's questionable storyline may not titillate viewers, the vivid and graphic detail is certain to arouse even the coldest and feeble of loins:








Few user testomonials are available on this cutting edge strategy, but the following has been dug up:


As a rude, crude, lewd nude dude in cavalry boots and hat, your mission is to avoid a hail of airborne arrows, make your way over to an Indian maiden tied to a pole, and have your way with her. That's the game. Replay value and any actual titillation value not included. (Mystique, 1983)

So, if you can find a copy of this game, BUY IT. You will not be dissapointed.


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