Well, our first ever caption contest was such a success this morning that it's only right we have another. This picture courtesy of today's New York Times article on staying fit and active in one's twilight years.
C'mon, fuckers. This illustration is priceless. Let's see what you've got.
EDIT: A leading caption has been selected but the competition remains open. See if you can do better.
24 comments:
I may have broken my hip to test my First Alert system, but by god I can still to pull ups!
wow, I really wish there were some kids here for me to molest
I'm professor X, and I can get out of my wheelchair. Professor X: more than just psychic powers.
"That's right, little boy, you see how taut that hamstring is, that unique strength that comes only with years of wisdom and training? Now you see what a beautiful, supple thing a mature man's body can be, and I know you like it. Come over here and I'll teach you some great exercises for your delts on the monkey bars."
Beam me up, Scotty.
I still got it... I stieeelllll got it... mmmm hmmmm...... mownkay baahhhs... mmmm hmmmm .... I stieeeell gotsst it.... awhhh that feeels so noss on my try cehphts.... mmm mmm mmmmm....
Gary was very pleased with himself as he demonstrated the fact that he is larger than a small child. “Ha,” he thought. “I’m larger than a small child.”
What's black and blue and doesn't like to have sex? ...
The kid in my trunk
I love cougars!
"This is good. This is very good. Turquoise and magenta are my best colors."
Yes, I test playground equipment stability. What the hell did you think I was doing here? Playing? I haven't played since I was in the second grade. You know what I played with? A piece of chalk. I really wasn't very fun growing up.
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And who said that old people can't be hip? Why, we septagenarians can be just as hip as you young people. Why, look at me on these monkey bars. Why, check out my agility. If that ain't hip, well, I don't want to live in that country.
Panel 1: "mmm... Look at the chesticles on that tasty piece of pre-pubescent tail"
Panel 2: "maybe if I do a pull up I will be able to see down her shirt"
Panel 3: "Damn, not high enough... Maybe I can get into that building and look down through that window"
$1000 for a gym membership? They wanted me to pay $1000 for a crummy gym membership?? When I was a kid, you paid a nickel to use the gymnsium for a week, and as a bargain, you didn't even have to deal with the Negroes!!! THIS IS USURY!!!!! I'll show 'em, I'll show 'em right here that a man can get a workout with just a simple set of monkey bars. Look who has the last laugh now, ya fuckin' Jews! HA!
Ryan masturbated to these photos.
and I have small hands
Someone is jacking it at work with their small hands. I'll let you two sissies to the math to figure it out.
I'm pretty sure this is Benny
It's my long lost companion, Doheny Jones!
This grizzled old chap has perfected the Phoenix Doherty work out. Now he can enjoy perfectly chisseled abdominal muscles just like me.
"Where Have All the Schoolboys Gone?" The new hit single from Paula Cole.
I think we're forgetting about the contest. Come one guys! Focus on the task at hand!
The task at hand being your penis while you look at little boys.
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