Latarian Milton for President

I just came across this video online. Apparently this kid named Latarian Milton decided to go tooling around in his grandmother's Durango a few days ago. The only problem? Latarian is 7.



Even after leaving a trail of disaster and possibly facing "just a little bit of no video games for a whole weekend," Latarian seems completely unnerved when facing the cops (let alone a major news crew). That kind of cavalier attitude is just the type of personality we need in Washington these days my fellow Americans. As a result, we here at the Dblog would officially like to endorse Latarian Milton for President of the United States (unfortunately for our suave hero, not everyone thinks as highly of him as we do).

Hillary supporters sing racist chant

Besides the unbearable fucking lameness of this video, the part where say they don't need "no bling" because they have "the real thing" is a racist shot at Obama, if you ask me.

Props to omnipresent New York media fixture Neel Shah for obtaining this video and then compounding the bigotry by making a homophobic comment on it.

"No Mom, DO NOT grab your nose. We'll be out of this crowd of brown Asians in a minute."

The winner so far... Keep 'em coming!

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I thought this photo was cute.