Happy Birthday, DiSaronno Blog!

Almost as amazing as the fact that the blog is still here is the disappointment we all feel in how little we have accomplished with this blog in a year.  Whatever.  Everyone put on their favorite pink tshirt, call Balls Mahoney/Turtil, and hoist your disaronno/shot of gin/ice cold beer in the air and sing your favorite neo-Sting song.

Tomorrow: ICE! COLD! BEER!

No commercial has made so many people want to make love to a beer.

From the Vault

Ugh! Enough Cougars

Ok, ha ha, funny for a while. Cougars are hot, blah blah blah. It's getting annoying and a little scary to say the least. There is a new sitcom following on the heels of The Real Housewives of Orange County, except this one is set in New York. Honestly, I have had enough botox and collagen. I have seen enough wrinkles. I am most annoyed by the endless supply of shit these women waste money on. And, know what? They're not sexy. Yeah, I said it. There's just some level of tautness a 19 year-old can pull off that waved bye-bye to the cougars decades ago. It takes a show like this to turn a budding terrorist into the American-hating ticking time bomb we all know and love.