"Mommy WOW! I've got big tits now."

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EDIT:

Runner up entry:

"What's your hottest sex fantasy?""Depends.""On what?""Preferably on an obese, bespectacled sack of shit like this guy.""Oh I get it. Yeah that's pretty hot."

Overheard During a Pretentious Email Sequence

"That reminds me of this small island paradise in French Polynesia. It had the best fresh spring water I have ever tasted. I can no longer drink water."