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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Darfur Victims Have Nothing On Joanna Cutler

I do not know how I am able to sleep at night when innocent rich people are suffering horrific inconveniences at the Plaza Hotel. How can the world just go about its day when Joanna Cutler was kept from her earthly conveniences for hours. I shed a tear for this poor woman and call for someone to set up some kind of fund in her name to prevent this from happening to any other idiots in the future.

I also weep for something else. I weep for the paper, ink and energy used to write, print and deliver this story no one could possible give a shit about.