A Word From Tyko McGee - The State of the Blog

Dear DiSaronno Blog,

STOP! Your comment battles for each post are both annoying and a wasted effort. You should be using your time to make more posts, not inane banter about each post. That is like smelling the jenkem for an hour; everyone knows that the jenkem loses its potency after the first huff, so don't sit there smelling your shit if it's not going to make you trip balls. I would love it if you could make more posts about The Wire, I love that show. Don't live blog anymore, because it makes me sad that I am not watching TV with you.

Love,

Tyko McGee

Hungry?

As Valentine's Day rolls around, I'm reminded of my love of cougars, chocolate sprinkles, and veganism. Thank your loved one for putting up with another year of your senseless bullshit by sending her a baker's dozen of these scrumptious gems, ideally to her office:

Click for YUM!

Does The Blog Offend You, Yeah?

Kind of like the below post, this video combines two of my favorite things: science and romance.

New Fan Mail

"Dear DiSaronno Blog,

Keep up the good work. I love your blog, I just wish there were more posts! My favorite post was the one Kerri Struggle posted. I want more from him. I want Mark Gastineau to post a picture of himself with a photoshopped mustache (given your creativity, I am sure this will be an easy task!). That's all the good things I have to say.

Your secret admirer,

Tyko McGee"

Dictated but not proofread