Tony Danza vs. Big Bird

While this sounds like it could be a contest of various sorts (battle of wits, conversation ability, looks), it logically follows that they would settle the score through tennis. Please note this match was brought to you by the DiSaronno Blog's headquarter bar, Hi Fi (hi-tech commercial inserted right before the serve):



Congrats on a fine showing for mankind, Tony. And next time, don't blame your loss on the fact that you weren't playing with a ball.

Warning, legal lesson

"DiSaronno" is a term trademarked by Luigi's estranged family. The reason we here at Dblog can use the term is not because Luigi knows all their dirty secrets, but because of the concept of parody as fair use in american trademark law. Essentially, you can use someone else's trademark as long as you're doing it to make fun of them. God bless America. Once you start to stray from the noble path of parody and into the muddy rut of satire - using someone's trademark to make fun of something else - that's when you're heading into a legal mire. So, dbloggers, make sure to take an explicit shot at DiSaronno daily. or take a daily shot of DiSaronno, which is kind of like making fun of yourself and also perfectly legal.

Ice Cream Is Going to Save the Day Again!

I just want to dance with my shirt off. But since I'm at work, I need to once again torture the world with my nonsensical jibberish. Or at least post someone else's. This important notice is just in from my beloved roommate, ChaCha Gruffenstein.

GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING
DO NOT SWALLOW BUBBLE-GUM !!

Overheard on Gchat

"Wow, this has made the internet fun again."