The best caption wins the title of this post. The worst caption wins a romantic night with Santa.
Update: It's a tie! This historic event will be celebrated by the co-winners co-headlining the post title in true Rocky and Bullwinkle form.
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22 comments:
Too many (bourban and) milks and cookies.
hows about you deck my ballz
Guess what? There's some misseltoe under my santa hat!
Dan Akroyd from Trading Places
Most unseasonal caption contest ever.
Hey kids! After Christmas, Santa likes to take a nice long nap. Yes, he works so hard that he can even fall asleep in an alley without his clothes. on.
Ho fuckin' ho.
why is dad dressed like santa?
I'm too fat to be a hipster, I'm too drunk to be a santa.
I really could have used a kid to cover up this mess instead of my hat. Really could have used a kid . . .
Goddamnit Rudolph! Get back here with my pants!!
Hey elves, how about you build me some self-respect
So that's what happened to Joe Dwyer
when santa has whiskey dick, who will come down the chimneys of all the children??
Johnathan
I don't give a fuck about my costume, character, self-respect, or personal hygiene, but got damn it, touch my beard and I will murdalize you!
I love old family pictures
aw yeah baby, who wants to be santa's little helper?
damnit, travis, get back in your shed!
I always wanted a dirty santa suit, and that's exactly what I got when this guy fell asleep!
Sorry kids, Santa was just a little frustrated after that titty dancer told me I couldn't touch her. You can come back and sit on my lap, I promise!
this is what the liberals want to do to christmas
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