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57 comments:
While You Were Sleeping
There Will Be Blood
Makin' Coney Island whitefish in Brighton Beach.
Interview with the Vampire
Sleepless in Seattle
True Romance
Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead
Predator
Kids
Jawbreaker
Speed
Fist of Fury
Water Horse: Legend of the Deep
Problem Child
Herbie: Fully Loaded
Old Yeller
Big Top Pee-Wee
Shaft in Africa
Freddy Got Fingered
Enter the Dragon
Slow Burn
Whale Rider
Breaking and Entering
Aussie Park Boyz
Black Snake Moan
Men At Work
Easy Rider
a tale of two sisters
Teeth
Strangers with Candy
The Color Purple
Toy Story
Operation: Dumbo Drop
Saved by the Bell: Jessie Spano is Now a Fat Whore
but when it came down to it, you'd hit it. she knows this, you can see it in her smile.
Come on folks, the contest is for actual MOVIE TITLES. all entries that are not actual movie titles will not only be deleted, but they will also be deleted.
10 Things I hate About You
Actual Movie Titles
Come on, seriously guys. That's really not funny and we're trying to have a legitimate contest here. How come every time I put myself out there and make a real effort in life people just mock me? It's been happening all my life.
i have herpes
this post is shitty anyway, everybody STOP commenting on this post.
Musings on Sex Lives:
a short bio...
Past: A Star is Born
Present: I wish I could say Traffic instead of Gone with the Wind
Hopes for the Future: Out of Africa
With some best buds' SEX LIVES in mind....
If I Were a Gay Man or Joe W:
One Hundred Men and a Girl
I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang
There Will Be Blood
Master and Commander
Of Mice and Men
College or DTDs at Duke:
As Good as It Gets
Great Expectations
Failure to Launch
Girls After College (or freshman year)
The Nun's Story
Dead End
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Fool's Gold
To make you laugh cuase no one is using real movie titles....
Abby-The Emigrants
Ryan-Grand Illusions
B.Hughes-Cries and Whispers
P.Mcguinness-Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Joe-See above
Peter F-Lawrence of Arabia
and so on...
Miche-
Daniel Lee-Identity Theft, for impersonating "b squared"
the bold and the beautiful
(Ass) Traffic
Guys, I'm seriously kind of pissed about this...I mean I know you guys are just having fun and whatnot but I really thought this contest could go somewhere and just be something fun where people actually followed the rules and took it seriously instead of just posting all kinds of other junk and not really respecting the competition like I hoped they would.
OVER THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOESN'T ANYONE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES ANY MORE?
No Child Left Behind
Weekend at Bernie's II
It takes a village
DiSaronno is Facist!
The Harder They Come
About a Boy
Little Children
Of Mice and Men
you never gave me a title you bastards.
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