Once on his way home from his weekly viola lessons, Luigi encountered a stray cat. This was not any stray cat, this was Sven the Sphinx with his girlfriend Svetlana:

Normally, Luigi does not talk to stray cats, but having gulped down half a bottle of Drano, he was feeling rather congenial.

"Good day to you felines," said Luigi, "what are you doing outside of my apartment?"

"Please sir, we have lost our way. We are looking for the nearest pet store where we may acquire a goldfish or two." Sven had a look of desperation.

"You silly cat!" Luigi chuckled kindheartedly. "If I tell you where to get such a fish, you will surely eat it!"

"No sir, I promise we won't. It is our son's birthday and he has no present. The only creatures he likes to play with are goldfish."

[story to be continued on a daily basis]