Signs of Social Darwinism

While cycling through websites the past couple of days at work, I've noticed several videos by people attempting some sort of cinnamon challenge. Swallowing a tablespoon of cinnamon without the help of water seems pretty basic enough, but everyone ends up spitting it out, giving up too soon, or vomitting. What's the deal? I did the gallon challenge back in college one night . . . twice . . . and I even stopped in the middle to eat some flank steak and a bowl of gazpacho. Cinnamon people? Seriously? Glad to know I'm separating from the pack . . .

"A box of matzo for 'the Jew'"

100 Secret Santa gifts to reconsider.

I was doing a little research on our favorite beverage and our favorite blog.  During my search to see where Disaronno Blog ranks among pages when one google.com searches for "Disaronno," I stumbled upon a side project of one Mr. AG Brey.

Now that we know where all of his energy and time are going, the speed bumps this blog has encountered make perfect sense.  Firebird, shape up or ship out you traitor!

For the record, Disaronno Blog has not cracked the top 800.  More to come on its ranking once I find it.

Impossible Is Nothing

Somehow, the impossible has happened. A DiSaronno Blog post has been picked up by another website, one completely independent of and unaffiliated with DiSaronno Blog (to the best of my knowledge). In the process, poor Robert Goulet's good name has been tarnished. He may be the first real casualty of DiSaronno Blog's recklessness.

http://www.meevee.com/channels/smartchannel.aspx?q=Robert+Loggia&id=14149&t=CAST (look under News & Gossip)

The Blog Review: disaronnoblog

*0000 (1 out of 5 stars) (it is our policy not to give zero star ratings because the "00000" would look shitty)

Disaronnoblog tries very little, but it's trying too hard nonetheless. The unsophisticated toilet humor of disaronnoblog makes ebaumsworld look like the New York Review of Books. The many jokes about shit on disaronnoblog come off as clever only because they are moments of unintentional self-reference.

This blog is not funny. Reading disaronnoblog for entertainment is like bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity. What?

In conclusion: fuck this piece of shit.

The Word at E. 4th Street Bar

Firebird wants to have a party where everyone dresses up as a member of The Clash. Let's put it to a vote, all those opposed, say "neigh."

The Dark Lord Satan's Evilest Bookshelf

Who among you dares to pick up this Black Metal Bookshelf for free from Craigslist!!?!?

Overheard on the R Train this morning

"You said I could come to you if I had any questions. Where is the clitoris? On a website it says 'At the crest of the labia.' What does that mean? What does the female vagina look like? My Uncle says it looks like a sausage casing."

Everybody Boycott Maryland

This is an outrage.

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0FCO/is_2_3/ai_76726487

The Gays vs. the Anti-War Democrats

They are at odds.

Great Gift Idea!

Tom Selleck

He should win an award of highest achievement.