The Dinner of Champions

1/2 order of pad thai
1 tsp pesto sauce
2 slices of habanero cheddar cheese
2 pinches of Parmesan cheese
1 slice of ham
1/2 cup blueberry yogurt smoothie
1/2 cup orange juice

Mix well and serve.

Take it to the limit one more time!

Wise words to live by

New Zealand Strikes Again

A Bit of the Old Saturday Morning Live Rock 'n Roll

These Chicagoites aren't really getting into it, but this band rocks.

This just in

The museum song from Ferris Bueller's Day Off has lyrics!



DiSaronno Blog: still finding useless crap after all these months.

Friday Video

Not European, not electro, not 80s. But the song is about a city in Europe, so it's OK.

80s Friday

Because everyone likes cool haircuts:

Cats on Treadmills Thursday

Valerie Records Friday

Also, if they remade Risky Business today, they would probably find a way to add in this song:

An extended eurelectro remix clip

Along with Luigi's Russ Chimes clip, let this assert the dominance of Valerie Records over all things Eurelectro:

Russ Chimes @ Eurotrash - IT DOESN'T GET MORE EURELECTRO THAN THIS SHORT MEANINGLESS CLIP

Eurelectro Friday - Back from the Grave

While I like the remix of this song more than the original, the video for the original is pretty awesome. If you ever wished your feet were pogo sticks.

Eurotrash Friday

Take this as a challenge to post something good:

Financial Planning with Celebrity Guest Host Carl Weathers

WE MADE THE BIG TIME BITCHES!!!!!!

The anit roma post. In the world of sickness. We are in the sickness

We write to your left.

you lacked face blood.

blood. blood.

Eve. r. will wound. sick deep.


I bought a car in the classifieds.

and then i got an email back:

"Apartment empty would like a piano and a dragon ficus only exists in Northern Britain.

I've taken a skiff to the berumda Islands. I've had made friends; travel will never cleanse any one person. But that's okay because there is not a 'god.'

End quote. Judgment is a difficult task that is built for those who love leisure and deliberation. Evidence question closed. We'll let the quote in, entirely because commas dominate our speach and means of thinking about expression. We're inadequate. Weee Hooo !!! At last, travel will never

Roma

I formally,
People who are too shy and intelligent to respond to that example of stimulus. Persons of normal sensitivity cannot deal. Hello beauty. We alway believed that all of the support of fossil fuel would pay despite the mathematics. I lost victory visitors to the best wall. Je ne crois pas.

The Coda. The coda.

He had a sad conversation with his European model in the foyer.

"Goodbye."

"Good rod."

i'd love if you were hung in the harbor. we've got a boat. i've got a boat. and a motor.

i maintenance a motor; i feel close to you.

you have certain octave i

i've built erector sets in my brother's bedroom. and i've got a raging depression. not joking. how about you paint my bedroom in yellow.

How do you describe an experience?

You are faced with some sort of theme. How can any one of us respond to a moral imperative, regardless of our existential context? Oh, that's right, the things we think are moderately important, but the way in which we act upon our beliefs is what defines us as human beings.

Fall Back Le Puteen

Are you aware of where we are? In a city that craved the huge beast window where I use to fuck they used to jeer across street and would later buy me hot dogs because I fucked so hard. I'm terrosist. I'm a cultural terrorvomit.

I made up I'm a publisher. I'm a bike messenger and love it. I can't tell anyone I love to eat tasti d lite.

Chick Fila you ask?

I've had a scotter experience in Miami and I think Versace was a genius, and he makes great food. Other than that, I'd rather be on Cape Cod making raw lobsters in a boiling pot.

who knows. I'm a dainty dandy in distress.\\\


Crass
will do
in happenstance
they do in good time
i have the money but i won't
we will in good time
my car is in the shop
i have no money
only in monaco
we'll make out in new jersey

Bone Marrow Useless

I was there but I did not benefit. I was in the class of the disregarded. It was not a small class. Betting on the horses. We lost, as did the horses, who mere murdered. Sad face!

Le Pouteien. I love Matt Jay Jewnamepolish

You're my guide. I find you in the flooded patti rice fields with our m-16's perched on our cheeks. let's kill all these insurgents. I flew from Cleveland on a jet liner. missles loaded. I'm scared. The baby I packed in my suitcase. We'll be alright. We'll be just fine.

FUCK MIA

Original versions are always better