Saturday, May 17, 2014
Le Pouteen: the Grown Gown, the Red Floor
I jumped
five \\ ten feet
and then saw the banana boat zip
away across that cerulean sea.
explosion
Helicopter
I met up with a woman named,
and she was Suddenly
there was a sound
from the Official Crucifix.
Everyone chattered about it,
each way and there, their faces
covered in pollen.
The nation was affixed with yellow,
we'd had our machetes in our cubby
holes ready for the first strike.
WHIR WHIR WHIR HIRHHIRHWIHWIHRIW
Choppers are above me
slit
Stanton Street "fisherman." He used to say, "When the tide
came in, and when the tide came out, we were washed upon."
Proclaimed: in the cave where the chopper landed.
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Le Pouteen: XX-3000, The Baby in The Sack
I had a bar-b-Q. My worst friend ate the last bit of foie. We had to jet off; to Montreal. I took my swingboat. You were there. I put the baby in the sack. And I fed it to make it fat. And dropped it casually into the currents; swiftly. We made our way across that border, as the baby in the sack sunk down!
Saturday, January 7, 2012
Sunday, December 18, 2011
POtEENNN FIVE SIX TOWARDS THE END
I licked the end of the grenade before I let it loose on the boardwalk. I said to the maid before I left, "Thank you for all you've done. I appreciate the clean sheets."
He jumped on the jet ski and made wakes as he peeled out into the sunset as the explosions heated his back.
Scene in. Blood rains from the sky. Drums beat hard. The caller has nothing to say other than whatnot. Things have gotten there, if you know what I mean.
He jumped on the jet ski and made wakes as he peeled out into the sunset as the explosions heated his back.
Scene in. Blood rains from the sky. Drums beat hard. The caller has nothing to say other than whatnot. Things have gotten there, if you know what I mean.
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Sunday, November 20, 2011
driving down Miami's Pacific Coast Highway with my top down
I was so relaxed I forgot how to post on http:disronnoblog
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Friday, October 7, 2011
my take on occupy wall street
me: http://www.google.com/finance?q=NYSE:S
look at this fucking insane bullshit
was up 10% now down 4%
i'm gonna occupy fucking wall st. over this
John: so the market is volatile? weird
12:09 PM
me: fucking capitalist pigs selling their shares of S
they should buy
fucking 1%
look at this fucking insane bullshit
was up 10% now down 4%
i'm gonna occupy fucking wall st. over this
John: so the market is volatile? weird
12:09 PM
me: fucking capitalist pigs selling their shares of S
they should buy
fucking 1%
Labels:
bullshit,
gchat transcripts,
occupy wall street,
shitty shit
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Mid-Day Cheer-Up!
How i spent my day thus far: Reading two obituaries. Taking a quiz that tells me how many human beings live in slavery to support my high-end, first-world lifestyle.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
After-the-fact Live Blogging the '2 Broke Girls' Premiere via Gchat Transcript
me: so bored at work
that i'm streaming 2 broke girls ep. 1
Adam: hahaha
how is it?
me: just started
3:37 PM
there's some hipsters in it
they are wearing skiing hats or something
she just "burned"
one of em
and called the other hipster
Adam: niiiice
me: and made fun of him for liking coldplay
and she said vagina
3:38 PM
then it showed the othre waitress fucking someone
jesus can't believe this is on network tv
i would be pissed if i had kids and they saw this
Adam: lol
well
v chip baby
12 minutes
3:51 PM
me: ooh rape joke
jesus
Adam: uh oh
3:52 PM
hopefully no one from jezebel watched
me: "Next STop Greenpoint"
on the subway
3:56 PM
ooh white after labor day joke
not sure which is worse
Adam: did they laugh track play after "next stop greenpoint"?
me: probably
no wait no they didn't
3:57 PM
Adam: damn
me: oh shit the arcade fire concert
just let out across the street from the diner
!
3:58 PM
Adam: omg
the ole poutine rush
3:59 PM
me: dude can i save this gchat transcript to disaronnoblog
as "liveblogging 2 broke girls"?
i won't use your last name
Adam: lol
me: and i can redact the first
Adam: sure
me: sweet
4:00 PM
best liveblogging ever
4:01 PM
oh shit!
they're riding a horse!
they're gonna keep it in kat dennings' yard
Adam: that makes sense
as long as they feed it PBR
4:02 PM
me: they are drinking really big starbucks ice coffees
horses love those
Adam: yeah i saw that in a press photo
me: first episode of best show ever
officially over
Adam: least authentic wburg drink ever
me: they made $384 according to the running total
Saturday, August 20, 2011
Monday, August 8, 2011
DiSaronno Piss List: NY Boiler Repair and Cooling Corp
This place: open (to waste your time) 24 hours a day! Imagine getting to waste an entire day of your life waiting for an air conditioner to be dropped off in the lobby of your building. All for the low price of $75! Don't wait to call; the only thing that will wait is YOU!
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