Ugh! Enough Cougars

Ok, ha ha, funny for a while. Cougars are hot, blah blah blah. It's getting annoying and a little scary to say the least. There is a new sitcom following on the heels of The Real Housewives of Orange County, except this one is set in New York. Honestly, I have had enough botox and collagen. I have seen enough wrinkles. I am most annoyed by the endless supply of shit these women waste money on. And, know what? They're not sexy. Yeah, I said it. There's just some level of tautness a 19 year-old can pull off that waved bye-bye to the cougars decades ago. It takes a show like this to turn a budding terrorist into the American-hating ticking time bomb we all know and love.