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I jumped five \\ ten feet and then saw the banana boat zip away across that cerulean sea. explosion Helicopter I met up with a wom...

I had a bar-b-Q. My worst friend ate the last bit of foie. We had to jet off; to Montreal. I took my swingboat. You were there. I put t...

And then I saw myself playing chicken with the creditors of fate. And I started to wonder if my blade was sharp enough.

I licked the end of the grenade before I let it loose on the boardwalk. I said to the maid before I left, "Thank you for all you...

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I was so relaxed I forgot how to post on http:disronnoblog

Thé las face i sa on thé flight to mi

me: http://www.google.com/finance?q=NYSE:S look at this fucking insane bullshit was up 10% now down 4% i'm gonna occupy fucking wa...

How i spent my day thus far: Reading two obituaries . Taking a quiz that tells me how many human beings live in slavery to support my hig...

me: so bored at work that i'm streaming 2 broke girls ep. 1 Adam: hahaha how is it? me: just started 3:37 PM there's some hips...

This place : open (to waste your time) 24 hours a day! Imagine getting to waste an entire day of your life waiting for an air conditioner t...