Newsflash America!

American teenage girls are WHORES! With the proliferation of STD's in our modern society, maybe we should revert back to older standards and employ some markers for sin. I mean the Romans used to cut off noses and ears to disgrace those that had previously wronged. I know I would personally appreciate it if ladies with cooter critters were more easily detectable in public. A man can dream, a man can only dream.