Yeah, so I got tricked into buying a $3000 llama named Bianchi off Afghani eBay. So what? I'm just going to put it to sleep and buy in person this time.
Dude last night I was so stoned I got on this llama thinking it was my car, and I rode it allllllllllll the way to Jack in the Box to get a few BIG JUICY BURGERZ!!!!!!!!
If this asshole's anything like Luigi Disaronno, he probably never stops talking about llamas.
ReplyDeleteThis llama would be cooler if it were a bike
ReplyDeleteI ride this over the Brooklyn Bridge. All the other people are jealous when I pass them.
ReplyDeleteI cut a hole in my pants because I like to feel the llama fuzz against my nutz...
ReplyDeleteThis llama sucks! I want a new one! Somebody get me a new one!
ReplyDeleteLlamaing Under the Influence.
ReplyDeleteThis llama only cost $650. I put it together from other used llama parts
ReplyDeleteBusiness as usual in Crawford, TX
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ReplyDeleteI get it! Llama = bike!
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ReplyDeleteYeah, so I got tricked into buying a $3000 llama named Bianchi off Afghani eBay. So what? I'm just going to put it to sleep and buy in person this time.
ReplyDeleteDude last night I was so stoned I got on this llama thinking it was my car, and I rode it allllllllllll the way to Jack in the Box to get a few BIG JUICY BURGERZ!!!!!!!!
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