Tuesday, April 1, 2008

"Mommy WOW! I've got big tits now."



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EDIT:

Runner up entry:

"What's your hottest sex fantasy?""Depends.""On what?""Preferably on an obese, bespectacled sack of shit like this guy.""Oh I get it. Yeah that's pretty hot."
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11 comments:

  1. Mark GastineauApril 1, 2008 at 3:32 PM

    Hey! You're not my friend!

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  2. AnonymousApril 1, 2008 at 3:51 PM

    This is the younger, chubbier brother of Bill Gates. Yah, Bill likes to baby his siblings.

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  3. Kerri StruggleApril 1, 2008 at 9:04 PM

    Mommy WOW! I've got big tits now.

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  4. Kerri StruggleApril 1, 2008 at 9:09 PM

    "Hey Lois, remember the time when I was 6 years old."

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  5. AnonymousApril 1, 2008 at 11:14 PM

    each and every sumo wrestler will try to deny this moment

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  6. Luigi DiSaronnoApril 2, 2008 at 12:20 AM

    Karl Rove enjoys his newfound free time.

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  7. MJApril 2, 2008 at 9:21 AM

    I only wear the diaper because YOU built a miniature bathroom with a tiny floating door.

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  8. AnonymousApril 2, 2008 at 10:04 AM

    I mean it makes sense to have the door-knob that low on it in order to open it from this side.
    But what's going on on the other side??

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  9. Tony RatslayerApril 2, 2008 at 12:43 PM

    "What's your hottest sex fantasy?"
    "Depends."
    "On what?"
    "Preferably on an obese, bespectacled sack of shit like this guy."
    "Oh I get it. Yeah that's pretty hot."

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  10. FirebirdApril 2, 2008 at 2:20 PM

    When the Pedophile Becomes the Pedophilee...

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  11. Eratic Prarie DogApril 2, 2008 at 3:57 PM

    NASA is Hiring???
    Job Qualifications:
    Must drink enough to shit yourself while wearing diapers.
    Must be willing to travel long distances.

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