At first I thought this would be an easy one, but the more I think about it, it is.
Education in America
God, I wish I were a lesbian. Oh wait a second, I am!!
I flunked phy-ed so now I'm stuck in this stupid quantum physics class!
Technically it's not a "school shooting" if i do it in the DBlog office, but it sure has all the trappings of one...
This is your brain on George
Yeah, this is my bling. See those guys back there? That's my entourage. See this graphing calculator? It's tricked out to play Tetris and Drug Wars during calculus. I am a study hall pimp.
Broker at Bear Stearns
Education in America
ReplyDeleteGod, I wish I were a lesbian. Oh wait a second, I am!!
ReplyDeleteI flunked phy-ed so now I'm stuck in this stupid quantum physics class!
ReplyDeleteTechnically it's not a "school shooting" if i do it in the DBlog office, but it sure has all the trappings of one...
ReplyDeleteThis is your brain on George
ReplyDeleteYeah, this is my bling. See those guys back there? That's my entourage. See this graphing calculator? It's tricked out to play Tetris and Drug Wars during calculus. I am a study hall pimp.
ReplyDeleteBroker at Bear Stearns
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